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The new season kicks off with yet more spaceships and they come to land with rather nice model work. After a longish
and quite difficult-to-interpret opening we have some deaths and a strange
cut-away just before we nearly see something called a Quark... The TARDIS lands in the same quarry and the Doctor makes direct reference to the mental images he's just been projecting, but Zoe can't be bothered to give her thoughts on The Evil of the Daleks. She obviously wasn't put off travelling anyway. The Doctor
says he has been here before but we haven't been shown that adventure! Its a strangely whimsical story. The concepts are curious, such as the inhabitants taking everything literally and the aliens using all the radioactivity, but the execution is strange. I can't quite put my finger on it. Is it more amateurish? What does strike me is the stark contrast in style to the previous story at the end of last season. The Wheel in Space was short on incident and heavy on character, with lots of depth to the people. The Dominators is on the other extreme with almost every line of dialogue advancing the plot, or at least elaborating on the situation, and the characters just delivering information. The characterisations
suffer due to this and the likes of Kando and Ballan are only loosely
sketched out. They tell us about the civilization rather than themselves
in a way that you wouldn't do normally. It's both clumsy and interesting
at the same time. Its rather nice to hear all about an alien planet though
with all its political history and cultural differences. You have to go
back to The Macra Terror for the last attempt to describe a non-terrestrial
civilisation. In episode
two, the Doctor is told by the aliens, "We are Dominators!",
rather embarrassingly. The scenes
where the Doctor and Jamie are pretending to be stupid are somewhat farcical
and the tests they are given so childish that you wonder why the Dominators
carry such things around with them. These silly shenanigans occupy a lot
of episode two. Cully becomes
even more of a hero when he puts Zoe into an alien bikini and see-through
skirt! Absolute genius costume designs. The exciting nature of Zoe's ensemble
is slightly offset by the fact that Cully is wearing a very similar dress,
plus Zoe is pretty irritating the moment she opens her mouth. The adventure
kicks off with some oddities.
Wow, less than a minute and a half and there's already a missile on collision course with the newly reformed TARDIS! Boom! Oh, and a space ship! And a very weird TARDIS landing noise! There's a hint of some enemy who already knows the Doctor! We've only just had the cybermen three stories ago... Could it finally be the Daleks returning? The TARDIS has got yet more problems. But I suppose if you were exploded and put back together then you wouldn't be too well either. A cow! A joke about the weather! An actual proper joke! Wow, there's some interesting music. With proper musical instruments, not just odd twangy boings, and not just stock music. A man with a van. A mysterious company. This is all moving so fast. Travers has been substituted by Watkins, who in turn has his niece in his place. Slightly baffling. The Doctor hates computers! I don't know why but it seems at odds with what we know of him. Doesn't he basically live inside one? The mysterious Mr Vaughan turns to a wall which rotates up and reveals... A brain trapped in a chemistry set! Cliffhanger! Surely not! It looks for all the world to be that planner thing which the Cybermen were always watching on TV only recently! There have only been two intervening stories since we last had cybermen. Is this the quickest return of a monster ever? I'm amazed they have apparently revealed who the monster will be, but without showing it! Very strange. Crikey that's a short skirt on Isobell. The Doctor and Jamie are taken aboard a plane and introduced, arse-first, to an old friend, that rather prickly Lethbridge Stewart chap from The Web of Fear. He's been doing a bit of sniffing as part of a new organization, UNIT. The chemistry set has started chatting, but its not the same voice as the cyber thingy if it is the same entity. Hmm this thingy says his lot have never been on Earth. But the cybermen's first story was on Earth. Although that was in 1986 and the Brigadier says this is only four years after the Yeti. So when is this set? Mid-seventies? Gregory has been studying TARDIS circuits. A material more like plastic and connections which are totally illogical. The chemistry set says he knows the Doctor from Planet 14. If the threat is the Cybermen then what on Earth could that mean? There was planet near The Wheel in Space. Not Telos? Very odd. A missing adventure? All four heroes are caught and there's still no monster reveal. That episode didnt go very far at all... The Brig is having them tracked 'more discreetly' - via a whacking great helicopter which all Vaughan's guards look up at! There's a very nasty line about messing up Isobel's face! This story does seem unusually brutal. There follows a farcical escape into a lift, and then a stupid scene with packer listening to the speeded up voice in his watch. Packer is then even sillier, being both dim and pantomime. The lift nonsense continues and we see Kilroy was here. An early mention on TV for him before his chat show days. Jamie climbs in a crate and something moves next to him! Episode four and Vaughan all but confirms the enemy. He is going to use emotions against them and if they take over, humans face being completely "converted". So, the Doctor and Jamie escape and manage to take Zoe and Isobell with them, affording plenty of up-skirt action as they board the helicopter. So, Vaughan decides to head back to London. So what was the point of all that? It filled a couple of episodes is all. The Doctor has learnt a tiny bit about the enemy but we havent seen it. I can't fathom if dragging out the reveal is good or not. The expectation is now huge but we're four episodes in, with not much to show. There are interesting references to UFOs. This is a hot topic of the time.
Yet again bursting out, this follows the nice, clandestine pattern of these foes. They are hidden away, boxes up in crates just like in the previous Wheel in Space. This business of then being awoken with electrodes from a strangely organic wrapping is just like their unusual egg-hatching in the previous story and in their Tombs. Episode five mentions the homing beam, and the Cybermen's ability to control humans. Its good to have repeated characteristics of an alien with no emotion. It gives them a sort of personality. A bit like in The Dominators the baddies argue. Blimey, what's going on with the Cybernen's voices? They sound like deep-voiced Quarks, and just as hard to understand. Why do they keep changing them? Ha! A Cyberman giving his mate a little hand down the ladder! The crazy kids go down into the sewers and we're afforded a very intimate view of Zoe as she climbs down the ladder. Are sewers really that capacious? You cant walk around underground where I live. Jamie very dimly spells out their predicament for the cliffhanger. Episode six and we're finally seeing some cybermen. Bags of them in facts. It looks a lot bigger budget than the previous story despite us not seeing the big UNIT rescue of Watkins. The slow buildup actually feels like its paying off. Seeing the troop movements and then the rather impressive space fleet looming is worrying. The appearance of these foes in the sewers is a little repetitious after last year, but the following iconic scenes of Cybermen in the streets are awe inspiring. There's still been relatively few successful invasions of Earth, despite how the series might be remembered. Episode seven and its all build-up to the second wave of the invasion. Things are moving slowly still. Zoe is treated very oddly. The Doctor says he doesn't like computers but her brain may come in useful. She's quite cold in her behaviour but I suppose that's the point. I hadn't previously noticed her zip has come down a bit. She persuades the Brig to give her thirty seconds to compute a system to destroy more cyber ships. As she checks the computers, I kid you not - each male operator checks out her bum as she moves on to the next computer bank. Have a look if you don't believe me! She's supposedly all brain, but she's also a sex symbol. What she lacks is some human characteristics. She's a very convenient plot device. At least Jamie gives some light relief with his constant eating and sleeping. Having almost single-handedly saved the Earth she seems happy at the centre of attention and quite chuffed at being "much prettier than computer". But things look grim as the Cybermen decide to annihilate us. Vaughan turns his weapon on his masters. It's interesting how Kevin Stoney has played an almost identical role in this as in his last appearance when he was trying to use the Daleks to invade. This story seems very real. Very tough. The lack of talking monsters probably adds to this. Perhaps a lesson learned from the Yeti and the weed creature.. A foe is more scary when it looms silently in the dark. Having promised so much at the iconic St. Pauls shot, episode seven had no Cybermen at all. But that changes in the finale as episode eight, yes eight, brings this leviathan to an end. The only story we ever had that was longer was The Dalek Masterplan, but that had multiple times and places to full out the time. Much of The Invasion is spent running backwards and forwards and wasting time. A decent edit would bring this story into a really tight, thrilling four parter. The last episode brings a pitch battle between the ever-silent Cybermen and the almost as silent UNIT soldiers. Bazookas and grenades go off and Cybermen drop like flies. You start to wonder if they would have done very well as an occupying force anyway. The Cyber mother ship explodes and very abruptly the story cuts to a rather provokative shot of Zoe. The time travellers end up in a field looking for the TARDIS. The Doctor goes inside and the ship seems to land again to become visible and off they go.
After so much of Earth and Tobias Vaughan it feels rather refreshing to start a fresh story with new characters. Having had The Dominators quite recently, it looks like much of the same. An alien culture, like humans but with some differences. Why are there never any trees on alien planets. Its always very bleak and ... quarry-like. Oh dear, a small rubbish model shot. Little houses with a giant football along side. Crikey, Zoe has a short PVC skirt on. That was a rather nasty death. Jamie has a dust up to remind viewers he's tough and the Doctor gets menaced by a hoover for a cliff hanger. There's a surreal robot watching, which reminds me a lot of The Wheel in Space. The Doctor makes a reather flippant joke just moment after some poor kid dies and allows him to live. Zoe's up-herself intelligence is quite annoying, but instead of this being something only the audience feels, she's rather unfairly treated by her travelling companions. It feels rather like she's being bullied for not showing any emotions. Maybe she's crying inside. The Doctor is more farcical than ever when ge gets his tests wrong. More very surreal robot activity as we see the birth if the Krotons. It's strange, etherial and not really explained, and harks back to elements of The Mind Robber. But once they are formed, the Krotons are only shown oddly, in close up, revealed slowly but not in a dramatic way. Jamie goes
in nearly killed! Gutsy Jamie tries his luck but Krotons are resilient! The Gonds try to bring the roof down and the Doc gets clattered by some polystyrine rocks! In episode four it turns out that the Krotons wear skirts. Not very cristaline. I don't know if its just me but I am very fond of all this. Great acting, funky monsters, a big weird spaceship. It has everything The Dominators has but with a good script and brilliant actors. The story wraps up by nicely. I enjoy The Krotons as monsters and seeing them lumber about on screen. Proper new monsters we havent seen in ages. The resolution is
very clever and all the characters play their parts. Taken in isolation it might be easy to dismiss this story as silly stone-age stuff with ropey monsters. But compared to the unbearable length of the previous Invasion, this story develops quickly, raises some interesting ideas about obedience, knowledge, science and trust, and resolves quite snappily. The Doctor
sneaks away and the TARDIS leaves. The story starts with an opening Earth in space shot - Seems to suggests invasion to me . And Brian Hayles is the writer, the guy who did The Ice Warriors... could it be? We see a monsters point of view, as if to hide their appearance! Had we not already had this treatment with the never-before-seen Quarks, you might be forgiven for thinking this was a returning baddie. But we hear the voice, and it does indeed sound like the Ice Warriors! In the TARDIS the crew are trying to figure out where they are. Zoe is still in her Krotons costume. Will there be a loose excuse for her to end up in an even shorter skirt? The tardis looks even smaller than usual, with black roundels. This poor set is now a shadow of its former self. They step
outside and argue with an old chap over an interesting back-story of a
future Earth. Meanwhile on the moon we discover the attackers are indeed...
As Ice Warriors are deployed to hunt in episode two, we find they are more lumbering than they used to be, and their heads less flexible. They seem to have become a bit more zombified, and a bit more of a cliched lumbering monster. But we are treated to lots of marauding alien shots. We also find the Warriors suffer serious problems with their vision as they totally fail to see a man called Fips (or whatever his name is) standing two feet away. The story is forgivably daft. The idea of the Doctor and company spending five minutes in these people's company and then being entrusted to take charge of a major space mission is hilarious. Zoe is fine one minute, and then reverts back to her know-it-all annoying persona. No-one quite seems to know what to do with her, and much of the time people are having a go at her. Most importantly, she's changed her costume.... But trousers?! I ask you. Ohh Fips melts an Ice Warrior! Was that a lucky guess that he tried a heat ray on them. Coz they're Icey you know. Although all that solar power - would it fry anything? The Doc's rocket is doomed! That episode didnt make a lot of progress. Episode three brings us more of this excellent funky music. I love the fact Zoe's calculations allow them to know when they'll fall into the sun and die, but the more simple, primal and ever-hungry Jamie points out they'll run out of food much sooner than they'll burn up. Interesting that Jamie and the Doc say that the monsters are named "Ice Warriors". Surely that was just a nick name because they were found in a block of ice? I wonder what they call themselves. When the rocket lands haphazardly, the Doctor's hand lands alarmingly near Zoe's crotch. There follows a great chase between the Doctor and the martians but when cornered, he desperately and uncharacteristically begs for is life. Has he ever come this close to death? It strikes
me how very male this story is. Aside from Zoe there is only one girl
in the whole cast, Miss Kelly. At least she's an intelligent expert, as
well as a beautiful blond. We are left wondering through episode four if the Doctor is dead, whilst Warriors relentlessly carry out their plan. The Ice Warriors are proper monsters. Really enjoyable. Slow, inhuman, aggressive, inarticulate. They are in the mould of Frankenstein's monster, or like I said earlier - zombies. A few shots of Earth with the pods do wonders to give the idea this is a successful invasion strategy. It opens up the whole feel of a story when we get a bit of location work thrown in. It turns out The Doctor is alive after all. But then the Ice Warriors decice to T-mat him into space. Why not just kill him with guns? We get more of the Weed foam from Fury from the Deep. And we get a Doctor body double. I should make a list of Actors Who have Played The Doctor. It must number at least two dozen. The material shot outside is brillintly edied and exciting stuff. It all feels so cinematic when a bit of time and effort can be spent editing it, rather than the very cheap-feeling studio stuff. The scenes in the studio are stragely disjointed, as if it's been edited down. During episode five, the Ice Warrior chases a worried man around a futuristic disco. The set-decorating
people are getting lazy. Earlier on I spotted the Krotons' dynatrope.
And whilst the doctor was chucking liquids on the seed pod to kill it,
I saw the Dominators' drill!
Following the futuristic space ship frolicks of The Seeds of Death, we launch straight into more futuristic spaceship stuff. Love model work though. And the warbling woman from The Ice Warriors is back. Also returning is new writer Robert Holmes who recently gave us The Krotons which I enjoyed. We're having another rather long lead-in without the Doctor and companions, which seems to be the norm. A bloke with a good voice is explaining the plot. Pirates are plundering Argonite. Blimey we get to 16 minutes before the TARDIS arrives! The costume department has really out done itself with Zoe's outfit. Shorts and boots. Fab. Kaboom. Episode two and we meet Milo Clancy. An interesting character! Its interesting that after Seeds of Death told us man didn't want to go beyond the moon, this story immediately after it tells of a vast empire of space mining and pirates. There's been a huge predominance of futuristic stories of late and a historical frolick would be a nice break. Well this has turned into a jolly old adventure. Its not wholly clear where its going but the escape into the tunnels and suchlike brings a Flash Gordon feel to it all. They fall down a hole, one after another. Episode four spends a lot of time getting the Doctor and co out if their tunnel prison. In fact, little else happens and they try to determine if Clancy is in with the Pirates. They escape up the mine workings, having a running battle with the Pirates only to turn up in that woman's office who (it was clearly signposted earlier) is the traitor. Episode five and the strange political, detective story continues. It feels a bit directionless, if you'll pardon the pun, as the space police are basically chasing the space pirates. But the odd thing is that I don't really know what the threat is. Aside from piracy, what great terror is at large? Normally if a story has no actual monsters it at least has a terrible threat to humanity. But here it's just about thieves, and a bit of political corruption. The menace itself is mainly aimed at the TARDIS crew. Can they get back to the ship after the station it was in blew up, and will they get framed for piracy? Having spent episode four escaping from a tunnel, they spend episode five escaping from an office, but the Doctor gets blasted by the rockets! He survives, and a little tiresomely the majority of the denoument is taken up with the Doctor defusing a bomb. The ending
is somewhat surprising as the viewer is left to hope that the heroes get
back to safety. Unusually, the resolution leaves them stranded in space
some considerable distance from the TARDIS and relying on a lift from
some dodgy old ship. There's room for at least one other episode in which
to tell that story!
And so we head into the season finale. Last years was a fairly typical and slightly under-played Cyberman romp. What will this year have in store? The story opens like much of this recent era with no link to the previous (unresolved!) adventure and an untold amount of time has elapsed since The Space Pirates. They're on Earth and the pace with which the story rattles along is quite frightening. Germans, English, into a trench, new characters, a dodgy general, a dodgy court martial and into prison in the blink of an eye. Its quite striking how nice it is to be back on Earth in a historical context. It feels reassuring. It suddenly becomes very apparent how future-heavy Doctor Who has been of late. The last eight stories in a row (everything since Zoe joined at the end of last season) has been either set in space, in the future, or total fantasy. Its very nice to have some jolly English people on jolly old Earth. But oh dear, they are locked up again, and after so much of that in the previous story it is feeling a little tiresome.
Episode two reveals the Doc wasn't shot after all! The dodgy general is in his office, and then... Surely that's the end of the Tardis noise! Yes it is! Someone had a targus! Is the general the same race as the Doctor?! Jamie meets a red coat! Time travel evidence for sure!
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